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RockitRon
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 7646
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:46 am Post subject: Foreplay 21st Century Style |
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One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her boobs touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming quite fruity. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why did you stop?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote.
(I just get a dig in the ribs and "Where have you put the Fat Controller?") _________________ Ron |
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Briant
Joined: 02 Jun 2007 Posts: 964 Location: Liverpool England UK
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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'The Fat Controller?' Is that Mrs Ron's pet name for a part of your anatomy? |
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R2Icon
Joined: 10 Sep 2009 Posts: 1444
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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"Fruity" ...... Gosh, I've not heard that for a long time.
Of course being a Cyborg, I can only dream of having a man run his fingers over the upper parts of my micro-servo-pelvic-cradle support and motion assembly. |
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