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RockitRon
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 7646
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:22 pm Post subject: The Wrong Answer... |
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Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why won't you remarry?
Husband: All right, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: Would you live in our house?
Husband: Yes, it's a lovely house.
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: Probably; it's almost new.
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: It would seem the proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left-handed.
Wife: (Silence)
Husband: Oops! [expletive deleted]
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MadeinSurrey
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: The Beautiful South
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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I like that. |
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gfloyd
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 4861 Location: Here, There, Everywhere.
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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Reminds me of the gag from Porridge where the governor asks the trustee, Keegan, if he will re-offend when released. Keegan says he'll go straight now that his wife has died.
Governor: "How did she die?"
Keegan: I murdered her."
The Governor asking Mackay how Keegan murdered his wife, while drinking his coffee. "Poison, sir." _________________ His name was ernie ........ and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..... |
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