View previous topic :: View next topic |
Author |
Message |
John W
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 3367 Location: Warwickshire, UK
|
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:24 pm Post subject: you know they think you are old when.... |
|
|
For Xmas you get a pair of boxers with HOMER Simpson on them, not Bart |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Barkingbiker
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2313 Location: Lincolnshire
|
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:22 pm Post subject: Think you are old when................. |
|
|
You get reading glasses instead of RayBans
BB _________________ Old Bikers Never Die, our leathers just get tighter! |
|
Back to top |
|
|
admin
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 487
|
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:33 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Damnit, I was old a couple of years ago then. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
scorpio
Joined: 30 Dec 2006 Posts: 148
|
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:26 am Post subject: |
|
|
You can't be bothered to go to the Sales...! |
|
Back to top |
|
|
AndyAndy2 RAJARed Member
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 548 Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
|
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:23 pm Post subject: |
|
|
...and when you do go to the sales, it's for towels and not DVD's or computer games... _________________ Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp and that all his potted plants are called 'Steve'.....all we know is, he's called 'The Stig!'. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Two stepper
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 134 Location: Propped beside the jukebox
|
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject: |
|
|
... you stop and look in Greenwoods menswear shop windows. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Cherskiy
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 3701 Location: near Amble, Northumberland
|
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:22 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Two stepper wrote: | ... you stop and look in Greenwoods menswear shop windows. |
The day that happens to me, everyone has my permission to shoot me. _________________ Author: “To the Ends of the Earth: A Snapshot of Aviation in North-Eastern Siberia, Summer 1992”
(Free to read via Kindle Unlimited) |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Barkingbiker
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2313 Location: Lincolnshire
|
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:32 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Cherskiy wrote: | Two stepper wrote: | ... you stop and look in Greenwoods menswear shop windows. |
The day that happens to me, everyone has my permission to shoot me. |
What even when there is a very attractive window dresser
BB _________________ Old Bikers Never Die, our leathers just get tighter! |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Natasha Little Miss Lovely Smile
Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 790
|
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject: |
|
|
You know they're bitter when they say:
Mother: 'My breasts won prizes before I had you' Too much info, ma _________________ Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Barkingbiker
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2313 Location: Lincolnshire
|
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:42 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Natasha wrote: | You know they're bitter when they say:
Mother: 'My breasts won prizes before I had you' Too much info, ma |
Yesss, I was right about your smile Natasha
Besides its only head & shoulders shot
BB _________________ Old Bikers Never Die, our leathers just get tighter! |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Cherskiy
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 3701 Location: near Amble, Northumberland
|
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Natasha wrote: | You know they're bitter when they say:
Mother: 'My breasts won prizes before I had you' Too much info, ma |
Sounds like a rather interesting family.... breasts that win prizes, novelty sweaters and foot fetishes.... every street should have one! _________________ Author: “To the Ends of the Earth: A Snapshot of Aviation in North-Eastern Siberia, Summer 1992”
(Free to read via Kindle Unlimited) |
|
Back to top |
|
|
|