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Cherskiy
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 3701 Location: near Amble, Northumberland
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:10 pm Post subject: Job Predictor |
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http://www.jobpredictor.com/job/
My real name comes out as "Internet Hacker":
My forum name as "Pole Dancer"!
Obviously I am a man of many talents....
What do yours turn out to be? _________________ Author: “To the Ends of the Earth: A Snapshot of Aviation in North-Eastern Siberia, Summer 1992”
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AndyAndy2 RAJARed Member
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 548 Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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Apparently, my ideal job is a pirate! Aarrr!! _________________ Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp and that all his potted plants are called 'Steve'.....all we know is, he's called 'The Stig!'. |
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Toggy tea slurper Guest
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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Unemployed |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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Rachel Blue Angel, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter.
There may be something in this prediction lark... |
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Behind Geddon's Wall
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1553 Location: Kingston Upon Hull/ The Cloud Factory
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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Astrologer/Anything _________________ Geddon
You simply mustn't blame yourself -- the days were perfect
And so were exactly what I was born to spoil
For I am the Rider to the World's End
Bound across the cinder causeway
From the furnace to the quarry
Through the fields of oil |
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SantaFefan
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 11258 Location: top of the cliffs in Norfolk
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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a quiz show contestant? |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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Lord Evan Elpuss, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. _________________ Lord Evan Elpuss, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. |
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gfloyd
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 4861 Location: Here, There, Everywhere.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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Illegal Immigrant _________________ His name was ernie ........ and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..... |
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seymourwhitebits
Joined: 31 Mar 2007 Posts: 560 Location: Birmingham
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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My real name comes out as unemployed!!!
Do you think that will carry any weight with the benefits office?
My screen name comes out as a Kids TV presenter
I'll give up driving and go for unemployed _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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Red Baron
Joined: 30 Mar 2007 Posts: 120
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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My real name says I'm already in my ideal job.
My screen name says my ideal job is any other one than the one I'm doing now
Concerns for the OH - a 'fluffy bunny trainer' and daughter - 'The Local' in a pub - she's a student |
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iknewdavidjacobsmum
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 336
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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Real name : Garden Gnome
Forum name: Prostitute
Hmmm. |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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Red Baron wrote: | and daughter - 'The Local' in a pub - she's a student |
RB, Isn't that supposed to be where most students end up?!! _________________ Lord Evan Elpuss, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. |
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Red Baron
Joined: 30 Mar 2007 Posts: 120
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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Hi Phil!
Yes - that's why I'm concerned - she seems to be well into the habit
Though she was playing badminton when I tried to ring her earlier
RB
Lord Evan Elpuss wrote: | Red Baron wrote: | and daughter - 'The Local' in a pub - she's a student |
RB, Isn't that supposed to be where most students end up?!! |
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PJ in Kent
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1102 Location: Go on, guess!
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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Real Name- Bungee Jumper
Forum Name- Stand-Up Comedian
Not sure if I should laugh or be surprised _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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Barkingbiker
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2313 Location: Lincolnshire
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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Real Name = Litter Warden, well that's about right, if I listen to R2 Mon - Fri 1700 - 1900, or Saturday 1000 - 1300, I pick up rubbish!
Forum Name = Prostitute, midnight cowboy, eh?
BB _________________ Old Bikers Never Die, our leathers just get tighter! |
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PJ in Kent
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1102 Location: Go on, guess!
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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Knew those tight leathers would come in useful BB _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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Highlander
Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 348 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:25 am Post subject: |
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Real name - Heavyweight Boxer ''
add my middle name - Professional Shopper ''
Forum Name - Professional Tramp......."King of the Road" '' _________________ Over the hill they came....the greatest Army in the World.....The Tartan Army |
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Chatelaine
Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 66 Location: Staffordshire
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:03 pm Post subject: |
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Chatelaine. Ideal job: "a Sewage Worker". Predictable, but Oooo how close they are _________________ I'm trying to stop trying, guru. |
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RockitRon
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 7646
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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Forum Name - Reality TV Star
Real Name - Lap Dancer
(Adding my middle name makes me a stunt artist) _________________ Ron |
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Natasha Little Miss Lovely Smile
Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 790
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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Job Pred: 'Another Satan' _________________ Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. |
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Barkingbiker
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2313 Location: Lincolnshire
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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Natasha wrote: | Job Pred: 'Another Satan' |
That's cause you have the devil of a smile, OK see you at the naughty step
BB _________________ Old Bikers Never Die, our leathers just get tighter! |
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