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Jediworrier
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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Rachel wrote: | Am I causing trouble again .... Don't start on on me or I'll post some of my spoof Drivetime Show scripts........although having said that.....quite a lot of the stuff I joked about way back is in the show... Spooky....
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I'd recommend posting them Rachel, everytime I listen it's like time travelling back to the early 90's so I'm sure any new material would be greatly appreciated. |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:44 am Post subject: |
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seymourwhitebits wrote: | or shares in FBG perhaps PJ? fnarr fnarr |
Seymour, FBG .. is that something to do with Fibre Optic Sensors?
Jedi......... I'll get to work right away and see what I can come up with..... |
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PJ in Kent
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1102 Location: Go on, guess!
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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Rachel wrote: | seymourwhitebits wrote: | or shares in FBG perhaps PJ? fnarr fnarr |
Seymour, FBG .. is that something to do with Fibre Optic Sensors?
Jedi......... I'll get to work right away and see what I can come up with..... |
Rachel,
I don't think Seymour is willing to discuss FBG on here. He told me about it in a personal email.
Though let's just say I think he's a lucky dog to have his very own FBG. _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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seymourwhitebits
Joined: 31 Mar 2007 Posts: 560 Location: Birmingham
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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No PJ, Rachels right it stands for Fibre...erm....oooh...er
-Seymour recognizes defeat when he sees it and runs screaming like a girl for the door- _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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Acronym: FBG
A fiber Bragg grating is a periodic or aperiodic perturbation of the effective refractive index in the core of an optical fiber.
It runs on steam!..... you can't keep a good scientist down.....
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PJ in Kent
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1102 Location: Go on, guess!
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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Seymour,
You've talked yourself into a corner from which there is no escape
Rachel,
Unfortunately, I only have an IQ of 130.... that sailed right over my head I'm afraid- something about fribber robotic gobstoppers, wasn't it???
I'll get me coat _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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seymourwhitebits
Joined: 31 Mar 2007 Posts: 560 Location: Birmingham
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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What on earth are you talking about PJ?
Haven't you heard of a Fiber Bragg Grating?
Its that thingy to do with the oohjit
Sheesh!!!!!!!!!
- Seymour manages to get his size 11 foot in his mouth- _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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PJ in Kent
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, is it the oojamaflip that you connect to the wangle-bar then slide into the doohickey?
Or am I thinking of the wrong wotsisname? _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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seymourwhitebits
Joined: 31 Mar 2007 Posts: 560 Location: Birmingham
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:57 pm Post subject: |
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Thats the very dubrey ferkin, you got it mate _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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PJ in Kent
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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Don't call me a ferkin
Attaching the woggle flange to the taut-spangler is the hardest part, though.
(as the actress said to the bishop!)
I'm going for a lie-down _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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seymourwhitebits
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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sounds like you've got trouble at t'mill _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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PJ in Kent
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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Aye, lad... those 7 year olds need pushing int't Spinning Jenny these days.
No work ethic, the idle little brats. I mean, they get a mug of cold gruel and 'aporth a day- so, it's not like they're ill-treated.. and they only have to work a 17 hour shift.
Dunno they're born _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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PJ in Kent wrote: | Don't call me a ferkin
Attaching the woggle flange to the taut-spangler is the hardest part, though.
(as the actress said to the bishop!)
I'm going for a lie-down |
Ferkin = 9 gallon beer cask isn't it?! _________________ Lord Evan Elpuss, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. |
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seymourwhitebits
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | Ferkin = 9 gallon beer cask isn't it?! |
uh oh this is becoming a habit!
I didnt expect the Spanish Inquisition _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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PJ in Kent
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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Lord Evan Elpuss wrote: | PJ in Kent wrote: | Don't call me a ferkin
Attaching the woggle flange to the taut-spangler is the hardest part, though.
(as the actress said to the bishop!)
I'm going for a lie-down |
Ferkin = 9 gallon beer cask isn't it?! |
OHHH... "Ferkin"
I thought you said F***** _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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seymourwhitebits
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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Earex for Mr. PJ please _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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PJ in Kent
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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seymourwhitebits wrote: | Earex for Mr. PJ please |
Pardon????
Half past four, I think _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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seymourwhitebits
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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Yes I'm fine thanks! _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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PJ in Kent
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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I said it's half past four!
(oh you have to have some sympathy for the elderly, I suppose!) _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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seymourwhitebits
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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No thanks I,ve already eaten
-sound of barrel being scraped- _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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seymourwhitebits wrote: | sound of barrel being scraped- |
Would that be a 9 gallon firkin? _________________ Lord Evan Elpuss, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. |
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seymourwhitebits
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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seymourwhitebits
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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At least someones hearing is good _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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Pardon? - I heard that!! _________________ Lord Evan Elpuss, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. |
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seymourwhitebits
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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You hurt what? _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ Lord Evan Elpuss, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. |
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PJ in Kent
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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seymourwhitebits wrote: | You hurt what? |
You need a nice padded room like mine. Soft and bouncy and safe...
Oh and some crayons to play with... but you can't have mine- I haven't finished eating them! _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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seymourwhitebits
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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I havent been allowed crayons since that unfortunate incident where I broke wind and nearly took the warders eye out _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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PJ in Kent
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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Silent but violent _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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iknewdavidjacobsmum
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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Haven't you heard of a Fiber Bragg Grating?
What's Melvyn Bragg got to do with all this?
I'll see you all at the foot of my Twitten later for an explanation. |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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Thinks: how do you nearly take someones eye out with a fart / burp? I've never managed that, even after a beer & curry night! _________________ Lord Evan Elpuss, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. |
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seymourwhitebits
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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The clue is in " I havent been allowed crayons since"
Where was that crayon?
-Seymour starts drawing diagram- _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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PJ in Kent
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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Lord Evan Elpuss wrote: | Thinks: how do you nearly take someones eye out with a fart / burp? I've never managed that, even after a beer & curry night! |
Apparently, crayons are difficult to digest and tend to pass straight through the "system"
**sound of crayon ricocheting off the walls**
Oops, pardon me! _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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seymourwhitebits
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | nearly took the warders eye out |
But my aim is improving _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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PJ in Kent wrote: | Apparently, crayons are difficult to digest and tend to pass straight through the "system"
**sound of crayon ricocheting off the walls**
Oops, pardon me! |
I'll take your word for that!
Blimey, was that the pointed end!! _________________ Lord Evan Elpuss, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. |
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seymourwhitebits
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | **sound of crayon ricocheting off the walls** |
I thought you were in your padded cell?
GUARDS!! GUARDS!! He's got out again _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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PJ in Kent
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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I am in my cell- but I've cracked this aiming lark.... straight through the bars in the door and into the corridor! _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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seymourwhitebits
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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What exquisite control you have of the muscles in the glutimus maximus ( thats Latin is that! )
I went to Eton you know!
.............just to clean the drains like, but I still went there _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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PJ in Kent
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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Ah, it's a practised art... although the early stages of training can get a smidge messy
I went to Cambridge- can't remember why because I got lost in the one-way system and took 19 hours to get back out again _________________ He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy! |
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seymourwhitebits
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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well I did pick it up sewer easily
-even for Seymour, thats a groaner- _________________ "Timpani!, Timpani!, They've all got it Timpani!"- All drummers know the pain of skin trouble. |
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