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gfloyd
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:24 pm Post subject: Free repairs to flammable toilets |
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Japan's leading toilet manufacturer Toto is offering free repairs to 180,000 toilets after some of them caught fire.
There have been three incidents of the electric bidet accessory in Toto's Z series catching fire.
"Fortunately nobody was using the toilets when the fire broke out and there were no injuries," a company spokesman said.
"The fire would have been just under your buttocks," she added.
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So the smell was burning. Who would of thought? ![Rolling Eyes](images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif) _________________ His name was ernie ........ and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..... |
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mark occomore
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:30 pm Post subject: Re: Free repairs to flammable toilets |
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gfloyd wrote: |
"The fire would have been just under your buttocks," she added.
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So the smell was burning. Who would have thought? ![Rolling Eyes](images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif) |
S*** ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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brings a whole new meaning to "Ring of Fire" I suppose...
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:45 am Post subject: |
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Would there have been a "bum's rush" to evacuate the toilet when it caught fire? ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) _________________ Author: “To the Ends of the Earth: A Snapshot of Aviation in North-Eastern Siberia, Summer 1992”
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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They might have just thought 'cor, that vindaloo was strong' |
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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Any more items of lavatorial humour? _________________ Geddon
You simply mustn't blame yourself -- the days were perfect
And so were exactly what I was born to spoil
For I am the Rider to the World's End
Bound across the cinder causeway
From the furnace to the quarry
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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Once again, this brings to mind the Jasper Carrott sketch 'Explosive Gases' on the album The Unrecorded Jasper Carrott. The one about setting light to a fart (Don't try it at home kids!!) _________________ Lord Evan Elpuss, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:49 pm Post subject: Re: Free repairs to flammable toilets |
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gfloyd wrote: | Japan's leading toilet manufacturer Toto is offering free repairs to 180,000 toilets after some of them caught fire.
There have been three incidents of the electric bidet accessory in Toto's Z series catching fire.
"Fortunately nobody was using the toilets when the fire broke out and there were no injuries," a company spokesman said.
"The fire would have been just under your buttocks," she added.
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So the smell was burning. Who would have thought? ![Rolling Eyes](images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif) |
This is a fab news item, we should have more of this sort of stuff ![Smile](images/smiles/icon_smile.gif) |
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"Fire in the hole..!!" ![Embarassed](images/smiles/icon_redface.gif) _________________ Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp and that all his potted plants are called 'Steve'.....all we know is, he's called 'The Stig!'. |
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:57 pm Post subject: Re: Free repairs to flammable toilets |
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Rachel wrote: | gfloyd wrote: | Japan's leading toilet manufacturer Toto is offering free repairs to 180,000 toilets after some of them caught fire.
There have been three incidents of the electric bidet accessory in Toto's Z series catching fire.
"Fortunately nobody was using the toilets when the fire broke out and there were no injuries," a company spokesman said.
"The fire would have been just under your buttocks," she added.
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So the smell was burning. Who would have thought? ![Rolling Eyes](images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif) |
This is a fab news item, we should have more of this sort of stuff ![Smile](images/smiles/icon_smile.gif) |
Sarah Kennedy would object...
Bunty doesn't do "lavatorial", dear!
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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I thought they all came with an automatic sprinkler system anyway Just need to fit a smoke detector ![Cool](images/smiles/icon_cool.gif) _________________ Over the hill they came....the greatest Army in the World.....The Tartan Army |
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