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ColinB Guest
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:46 pm Post subject: Re: Can there be anything worse than....... |
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Clive55 wrote: | There is alot worse than Boney M. Just listen to some of the stuff on the charts at present.
Rahh rahh rasputin by comparison seems posetively intelectual & melodic by comparison |
If I come across anything that's worse than BoneyM I think I'll just be done with it all and shoot myself!!!! |
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Clive55
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 1336
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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Kylie Minogue
Rolf Harris
That silly guy who did Shuddapayour Face
Plan B
The Sex Pistols |
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Clive55
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 1336
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Rah, rah, Rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Rah, rah, Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and nevermind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
At all affairs of state, he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the Queen, he was no wheeler-dealer
Though she’d heard the things he’d done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Rah, rah, Rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Rah, rah, Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder
This knight just got to go, declared his enemies
But the ladies said don’t you try to do it, please
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then, one night, some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they’re not to blame
Come visit us they kept demanding
And he really came
Rah, rah, Rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen
They put some poison into his wine
Rah, rah, Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
He drank it all and said I feel fine
Rah, rah, Rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen
They didn’t quit, they wanted his head
Rah, rah, Rasputin
Russia’s greatest love machine
And so they shot him ‘til he was dead
Oh, those Russians
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Now that is brilliant!! It is fun & it is history |
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ruddlescat
Joined: 16 Sep 2010 Posts: 18010 Location: Near Chester
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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I think I'll stick to Judge Dread tracks thank you Clive
The lyrics to me seem more profound _________________ Are you ready for a Ruddles? |
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