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iwarburton
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 2133 Location: Northumberland
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:35 pm Post subject: Dumb Blonde |
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Enjoyed the dumb blonde catering diary at the end of Sarah Kennedy's programme this morning eg serve without dressing, so she did so stark naked.
I hope she didn't try the one I once saw on a tin--pierce the can and stand in boiling water for 20 minutes.
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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I really dislike dumb blonde jokes.... People are dumb. |
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Highlander
Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 348 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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Blondes are tops _________________ Over the hill they came....the greatest Army in the World.....The Tartan Army |
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iwarburton
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 2133 Location: Northumberland
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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This gentleman prefers brunettes!
Ian |
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SantaFefan
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 11258 Location: top of the cliffs in Norfolk
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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I'm not getting involved.... |
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gfloyd
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 4861 Location: Here, There, Everywhere.
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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I would just like to say how brave Ian is. _________________ His name was ernie ........ and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..... |
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Highlander
Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 348 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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Highlander wrote: | Blondes are tops |
He certainly is _________________ Over the hill they came....the greatest Army in the World.....The Tartan Army |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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gfloyd wrote: | I would just like to say how brave Ian is. |
Not brave, weak.
Blonde jokes are the last hiding place of small minded bigotry. |
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Highlander
Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 348 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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Indeed- not all Scotsmen are Ginger _________________ Over the hill they came....the greatest Army in the World.....The Tartan Army |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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Highlander wrote: | Indeed- not all Scotsmen are Ginger |
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Lady Boil De Spudswell
Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 429 Location: Location, Location
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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I don't mind Sarah too much, though I did cringe a little the other morning when she delivered a (very old) 'Irish' joke, complete with dodgy Irish accent!!! Woa!!! Was that journey really necessary?
I was Sam Tyler, back in 1973 for a minute there! _________________ Who Can Take A Sunrise, Sprinkle It With Dew... |
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mark occomore
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 9955 Location: UK
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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I wonder how essex girls and some london girls take her remarks in the mornings? Blonde bomb shell on the Dawn Patrol.
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Natasha Little Miss Lovely Smile
Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 790
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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Rachel wrote: | gfloyd wrote: | I would just like to say how brave Ian is. |
Not brave, weak.
Blonde jokes are the last hiding place of small minded bigotry. |
Funny though _________________ Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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I don't think Ian has felt the 'Standard slap'! Fearsome stuff!! |
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Barkingbiker
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2313 Location: Lincolnshire
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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Dumb blonde jokes are like Irish jokes, Scot's are tight & mother in law jokes, we know that it is just a bit of fun and everybody knows that like, brunettes, redheads & Essex girls, some are bright and some not so bright. We all know that blondes have more fun don't we? I will have to ask sidecar, she's blonde, with a few silver threads these days.
BB _________________ Old Bikers Never Die, our leathers just get tighter! |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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Blonde diary
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!!
bottles won't fit in typewriter!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"
April
Trapped on an escalator for hours.....power went out!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't
fit into those little packets!
June
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top
was open.
September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I
weigh 108 lbs!
December
Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the
stupid phone!
What a year!!
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SantaFefan
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 11258 Location: top of the cliffs in Norfolk
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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Now Rachel's gonna be really pi**ed off!.. |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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I think I may be for the 'Standard Slap'! |
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SantaFefan
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 11258 Location: top of the cliffs in Norfolk
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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"Duck & Cover" |
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Barkingbiker
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 2313 Location: Lincolnshire
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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Quote " What's Up - 4 Non Blondes" Unquote!
BB _________________ Old Bikers Never Die, our leathers just get tighter! |
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Behind Geddon's Wall
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1553 Location: Kingston Upon Hull/ The Cloud Factory
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:29 am Post subject: |
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Lord Evan, I'd put some serious distance between you and Rachel, sharpish. _________________ Geddon
You simply mustn't blame yourself -- the days were perfect
And so were exactly what I was born to spoil
For I am the Rider to the World's End
Bound across the cinder causeway
From the furnace to the quarry
Through the fields of oil |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:08 am Post subject: |
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Oh LEE, what am I to do with you? I think this calls for more than a Standard Slap. Provocation! That's what this this! A jolly good thrashing is on the cards............. your place or mine?
now, where did I put my horse whip? |
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MadeinSurrey
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: The Beautiful South
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:37 am Post subject: |
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Surely it's ok for a blonde (SK) to tell blonde jokes???
I think Rachel has had an SOH failure... I wouldn't mind if she told jokes about people from Surrey! _________________ MiS |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:14 am Post subject: |
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No, Maidinsurrey, it's not ok. I haven't had a sense of humour failure. If it's ok to make fun of people because of their hair colour, then how small a step, is that away from other physical characteristics? This type of material is blondism. Every other "ism" has been consigned to the unacceptable behaviour chapters, in the history books of the 70s, 80s and 90s. Blondism is an ugly form of self relief for those who privately enjoyed the "ism" era. |
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MadeinSurrey
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: The Beautiful South
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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I beg to differ, your Rachelness!
Why shouldn't a blonde tell a blonde joke? Surely people have enough intelligence to know that a joke is all it is?
How about YOU keep smiling? _________________ MiS |
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gfloyd
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 4861 Location: Here, There, Everywhere.
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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I cant see a problem if Sarah wants to make a joke about herself & her kind. _________________ His name was ernie ........ and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..... |
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MadeinSurrey
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: The Beautiful South
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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Ernie, for once we agree! _________________ MiS |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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Beg all you like MadeinSurrey. It probably is ok for a blonde to tell a blonde joke in private but not on the Radio. Others will think , hey; it's acceptable to tell blonde jokes. In the work place , blonde jokes are just a small step away from bullying.
Try being a blonde working with in a place with 350 Sun-reading guys. You may have a different view.
Blonde jokes offend me - whoever tells them.
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MadeinSurrey
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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Your Rachelness, kindly do me the courtesy of spelling my name correctly!
Do you really work with 350 Sun-readers?? Just be grateful they don't read the Mail!! _________________ MiS |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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Well there's a few thousand people work here but my department of 350 (ish) there's only 6 women.
The Sun , the Mirror , The Star and the Mail, even the odd Express... they read em all here.
I read The Mail. Peter Hitchins M-O-S- Rocks. |
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iwarburton
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 2133 Location: Northumberland
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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Whatever have I started?
Shall I volunteer for a spell on the naughty step?
Ian. |
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MadeinSurrey
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: The Beautiful South
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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I think we should take turns. Who's been a bad boy today - WHACK! _________________ MiS |
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belinda
Joined: 13 Dec 2006 Posts: 63
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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Q: What is blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels.
I might be blonde but I do have something that's needed on here, a sense of humour. _________________ Yours Sincerely
Belinda |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:52 am Post subject: |
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If it were possible , perhaps we could invite Hitler in to tell Nazi jokes ... hey that would be ok, he'd only be joking about his own kind.
If you like blonde jokes, fine .. fill ya boots.
Sense of humour? Let me know when you get one. |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:00 am Post subject: |
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Standard Greetings Rachel. |
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belinda
Joined: 13 Dec 2006 Posts: 63
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:34 am Post subject: |
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Rachel wrote: | If it were possible , perhaps we could invite Hitler in to tell Nazi jokes ... hey that would be ok, he'd only be joking about his own kind.
If you like blonde jokes, fine .. fill ya boots.
Sense of humour? Let me know when you get one. |
PMSL
Thank you for proving my point so eloquently and in a slightly deranged fashion.
BTW I don't know any Nazi comedians but I can refer you to ex-Rabbi Jackie Mason who tells Jewish jokes, and many Irish comedians who tell Irish jokes. So if we extrapolate your point of view you are basically comparing Jackie Mason to Hitler.
Interesting! _________________ Yours Sincerely
Belinda |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:01 am Post subject: |
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My mum knows a really good Urologist if that problem persists. Oh no! Another "ist" This one really does take the P*ss.
This thread is fun. Well; very nearly |
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belinda
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:15 am Post subject: |
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Rachel wrote: |
My mum knows a really good Urologist if that problem persists. Oh no! Another "ist" This one really does take the P*ss.
This thread is fun. Well; very nearly |
Are you making jokes at the expense of the incontinent?
You're a worse version of Hitler!
You're so small minded ... zzzzzzzzzz bored! Can we talk about something slightly more important, like the price of a Monster Munch?
_________________ Yours Sincerely
Belinda |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:23 am Post subject: |
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belinda wrote: |
Are you making jokes at the expense of the incontinent?
You're a worse version of Hitler!
... zzzzzzzzzz bored! |
No, " PMSL", I though you were...
Bored.... yep me too ... great minds huh....
Worse than Hitler !! .... Gosh! ..... does that come with a certificate?
Might just keep the guys out of my office. |
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