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belinda
Joined: 13 Dec 2006 Posts: 63
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:30 am Post subject: |
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Sigh! Are you done yet?
If not -
What is the difference between and ironboard and a blonde?
The legs of an iron are hard to open.
Keep Smiling _________________ Yours Sincerely
Belinda |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:38 am Post subject: |
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belinda wrote: | Sigh! Are you done yet?
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With you? Yes ages ago but you'll do until something more interesting comes along. |
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MadeinSurrey
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: The Beautiful South
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:41 am Post subject: |
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Ladies - PLEASE!! Can we not agree to differ and all have a laugh? _________________ MiS |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:47 am Post subject: |
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MadeinSurrey wrote: | Ladies - PLEASE!! Can we not agree to differ and all have a laugh? |
Love to but Blonde jokes offend me. They're not funny. |
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belinda
Joined: 13 Dec 2006 Posts: 63
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:48 am Post subject: |
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Rachel wrote: | belinda wrote: | Sigh! Are you done yet?
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With you? Yes ages ago but you'll do until something more interesting comes along. |
Well, if a 50 year old, tired DJ doesn't want you, you'll have a long wait. _________________ Yours Sincerely
Belinda |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:02 am Post subject: |
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belinda wrote: | Rachel wrote: | belinda wrote: | Sigh! Are you done yet?
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With you? Yes ages ago but you'll do until something more interesting comes along. |
Well, if a 50 year old, tired DJ doesn't want you, you'll have a long wait. |
Sorry, who do you mean? ... I think it's fairly common knowledge that I'm married to a 43 year old. |
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Julia
Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 556 Location: a hillside desolate
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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hold on in there Rach and stick up for what you believe in
Julia |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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Flying Blondes
A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS
DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS O SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE
TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO
HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT
THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND
WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY
PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT THE BLONDE
REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT
HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING
WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS I'M MARRIED TO A
BLONDE I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M
SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE
HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON"
_________________ Lord Evan Elpuss, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. |
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SantaFefan
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 11258 Location: top of the cliffs in Norfolk
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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Hardhats on... |
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treasure
Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 133 Location: over the rainbow
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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Well I laughed out loud... _________________ treasure
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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At the risk of coming across a little like a blonde joke. Why is this thread in the shows and music area? |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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I was wondering about that too Rachel. The leading message says about a blonde joke that Sarah Kennedy told on her show some time last month. _________________ Lord Evan Elpuss, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. |
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MadeinSurrey
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: The Beautiful South
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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Well it made me smile... hope Rachel doesn't blow a gasket! _________________ MiS |
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Rachel Guest
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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Hi MadeinSurrey:) LTNS
I've not changed my view on Blonde Jokes but they seem popular enough with other folk, so who am I to get in the way of their fun.
It's holibags time for me from about 15:30 this afternoon...... so I'll be heading out onto the A30 to Cornwall and then chilling out for the rest of this week somewhere very quiet. No chance of me blowing a gasket this week. I hadn't expected to maybe be building a snowman, when we get there though. But that would be cool. |
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MadeinSurrey
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: The Beautiful South
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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Have a great holiday, Rachel, I'm envious! So what if it's cold? You can still have a good time. _________________ MiS |
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Cherskiy
Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 3701 Location: near Amble, Northumberland
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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Have a lovely time, Rachel - unless of course you're stuck in a snowdrift somewhere en route Cornwall at the moment! _________________ Author: “To the Ends of the Earth: A Snapshot of Aviation in North-Eastern Siberia, Summer 1992”
(Free to read via Kindle Unlimited) |
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Lord Evan Elpuss
Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 3417 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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Hope you have a great holiday Rachel and a few drinks for me! _________________ Lord Evan Elpuss, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. |
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