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RockitRon
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 7646
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:15 am Post subject: And while we're in that area... |
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A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Worcester Race Course to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in year four."
"No, Madam," he replied, "I'm riding Cupid's Arrow in the 2.15."
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MadeinSurrey
Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 3130 Location: The Beautiful South
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:19 am Post subject: |
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Good one Ron! _________________ MiS |
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