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becky sharp
Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 6858
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:48 pm Post subject: It's nearly time ....... |
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.....for those Christmas cracker jokes ....
Here are a few you might find yourself saying over the holiday period....
What did the English teacher call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses
What do you call a row of men waiting for a haircut?
A barbercue
Which playwright was terrified of Christmas?
Noël Coward.
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What do mother Penguins say to their children before they go out in the dark?
Beak... careful out there
How do you kill a circus?
You have to go for the juggler.
What happens if you put a bomb in a tin of alphabetti spaghetti?
If it goes off it could spell disaster.
What happened to the hyena that ate an oxo cube?
He made a laughing stock of himself. |
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John W
Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 3367 Location: Warwickshire, UK
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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Brilliant!
I'd not heard ANY of those crackers before.
They WILL be well-circulated by me this Xmas, thanks becky! _________________ -
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ruddlescat
Joined: 16 Sep 2010 Posts: 18010 Location: Near Chester
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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Question What do you call a cat who nicks the Christmas fowl?
Answer A Duck filled fatty puss _________________ Are you ready for a Ruddles? |
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